I want my hair have grown to this impossible length so that I am able to wrap myself in it, I will probably get a bit chilly in my swimming costume alone. Might have to tie it up when riding the Hermes.
A tattooed pig just might be fun. Not in Brighton though. Unless I kept it indoors.
This house (from Ferris Beullers Day Off) is on the marker for 2.3 million dollars. But I think it would clearly be a sound investment.